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　　1、为什么寒假过得特别快，因为我们都没有上午。

　　Why does winter vacation pass so fast? Because we don't have morning.

　　2、你知道放寒假是什么感受吗？大鱼大肉，胡吃海喝。

　　Do you know what it's like to have a winter vacation? Big fish and big meat, big fish and big meat.

　　3、放寒假就是，家里遭嫌，出门没钱，每天特闲。

　　Winter vacation is, at home by suspicion, go out without money, every day special leisure.

　　4、每年的寒假我都是一个宅女，宅到地老天荒。

　　Every winter vacation, I am a housemaid, staying in the end of time.

　　5、寒假攻略：上午睡觉，下午电视，晚上嗨起来。

　　Winter vacation strategy: go to bed in the morning, watch TV in the afternoon, and get up at night.

　　6、发条朋友圈就是想告诉大家，我在家闲着没事干。

　　I just want to tell you that I have nothing to do at home.

　　7、我一直很尊重寒假，早上没早起，中午没少吃，晚上没少玩手机。

　　I always respect the winter vacation. I don't get up early in the morning, eat less at noon and play with my mobile phone at night.

　　8、老师你真的太客气了，放个寒假还给我布置了这么多寒假作业，还让我寒假快乐。

　　Teacher, you are so polite. I have so much homework for winter vacation, and I am happy for winter vacation.

　　9、我和寒假先生有个约会，总会出现一个叫作业的小三。

　　If you have an appointment with Mr. winter vacation, there will always be a junior called homework.

　　10、放寒假了，腰也不疼了，腿也不酸了，什么毛病都好了。

　　Winter vacation, the waist does not hurt, the legs are not sour, what problems are good.

　　11、我用亲身经历告诉你，放寒假千万不能天天呆在家里，否则你会被骂得很惨。

　　I use my own experience to tell you that you must not stay at home every day during winter vacation, otherwise you will be scolded miserably.

　　12、放寒假是一种痛，但我喜欢这种痛不欲生的感觉。

　　Winter vacation is a kind of pain, but I like the feeling of pain.

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