别傻了,他只是不够爱你!

  1.

  和朋友聊天。

  朋友:“我交往了3年的男人就是个骗子加流氓!”

  我:“他算不上骗子,他只是不爱你。

  一个视你如珍宝的骗子,会把他骗来的钱拿回来给自己的女人花。”

  Chat, with a friend.

  Friend: "The man I have been dating with for 3 years is a cheat and rogue!"

  I: "He is no cheat, he simply doesn't love you.

  A cheat who treats you like a treasure will spend the money he got on his own woman."

  2

  课间和学生聊天。

  学生:“我不想和男友异地恋了。他说如果我去他的城市找他,他就会做饭给我吃,不会像现在这样。我自己每天不按时吃饭。”

  我:“你男朋友是外星人吗?”

  学生:“当然不是!”

  我:“那他一定知道网上可以点外卖给你了吧!真正想暖你,不会受距离限制的。”

  Class break, a small talk with a student.

  Student: "I don't want to maintain long-distance relationship with my boyfriend anymore. He promises if I go to his city for him, he will cook for me, not like it is now that I frequently don't eat on time."

  I: "Is your boyfriend an alien?"

  Student: "Of course not!"

  I: "Then he must know that you can order takeaway online for you! If he really wants to warm you up, he will not be limited by distance."

  3

  一个人,无论男女,真想送你礼物,不会先问你要不要。

  如果人家问了,你最好拒绝。

  成年人,只有想不想给和礼物合不合适。

  If a person, man or woman, really wants to give you a gift, he will not ask you first.

  If someone asks, you better refuse.

  In adults’world, there is only willingness and appropriateness of gifts.

  Don't be silly, he just doesn’t love you enough!

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