10句自嘲自黑的句子，俏皮有趣，逗你一笑！

　　天天顶着个重重的脑袋，可惜没啥用！

　　Every day I walk with a heavy head, but it seems it has no use at all!

　　我掉下去的每个坑，好像都是我自己挖的！

　　Every hole I fell into seems to have been dug by myself before!

　　一旦我考试正常发挥，就会考的很烂！

　　As long as I carefully finish the examination and everything is as usual, I'll be sure to have a very bad grade!

　　为什么我上不来的是身高，下不去的是体重？

　　Why what I can't go up is the height, can't go down is the weight?

　　别人要么有钱，要么有闲，我倒好，一个都不占！

　　Other people either have money, or have leisure, I am good, having none of them!

　　我要是和生活认真计较起来，早不想活了！

　　If I ever get serious about life, I don't want to live from the beginning!

　　长得不好看能怪谁呢，还不是只能自己默默扛着。

　　Who can blame for not having a good appearance,I can only accept the truth silently by myself.

　　好运估计是嫌我寒酸，从不肯靠近我！

　　i think good luck has estimated that I am poor, so it is never willing to be close to me!

　　我的身价只有在乞丐中才算有点高贵！

　　Only among beggars is my value appears to be a little high!

　　老天让我存在就是派我去仰视别人的！

　　God made me exist in the world just to look up to others.

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